March 2012
wsupmarcus:
i love them both! <3
Reblog if you're 20 or older, I feel so old around...
This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
I hate how people underestimate me.
duhkhangster:
Really? Just because I don’t look like the type to do certain things, it doesn’t mean that I can’t do it. You don’t know what I can do. For example, I can punch your stupid face for underestimating my abilities.
When you're in a relationship.
staypozitive:
To girls:
be the girl your boyfriend never thought he’d get.
Be the keeper of his heart and never let him go.
To guys:
be the guy your girlfriend always fantasized and dreamed about.
Treat her right, don’t be afraid to show her how you feel.
To both:
Trust each other.
Put in equal effort.
Sometimes, I wonder how things would be like if I...
February 2012